Q: Why did Hitler not drink alcohol?
A: Because it made him mean.
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No fighting allowed
Teacher: Stop! You know the school rules - No fighting allowed.
Student: But, sir, we weren't fighting aloud.We were fighting quitely.
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Have you hunter bear?
A: Have you hunter bear?
B: No, I always hunt with my clothes on.(bear=bare)
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Why was the computer so tired
Q: Why was the computer so tired when it got home?
A: Because...it had a hard-drive!
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Is your refrigerator running?
A: Is your refrigerator running?
B: Yeah, why?
A: You had better go catch it.
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ICDK
Q: What are the four letters the dentist often says when a patient visits him?
A: ICDK (I see decay).
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A ring
G: If we were married, would you give me a ring?
B: Ok. But what's your phone number?
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The mad cow
Two cows are standing in a field.
One says, "Have you heard about mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Why do I care? I'm a helicopter!"
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The ugliest baby
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Two of them
- A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex ed. to her class. She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, "Does anyone know what this is?"
- And little Johnny says, "Yes, my dad has 2 of them!"
- And the teacher says, "Are you sure about that?"
- And little Johnny says, "Yes, he uses a small skinny one to go to the bathroom, and a big long one to brush the babysitter's teeth."
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Why are wedding dresses white?
- She replied, "It shows your friends and relatives that the bride is pure."
- Then the son went and asked the same question of his father.
- "All household appliances come in white." said his father.
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