Q: Why did Hitler not drink alcohol?
A: Because it made him mean.
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No fighting allowed
Teacher: Stop! You know the school rules - No fighting allowed.
Student: But, sir, we weren't fighting aloud.We were fighting quitely.
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Have you hunter bear?
A: Have you hunter bear?
B: No, I always hunt with my clothes on.(bear=bare)
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Why was the computer so tired
Q: Why was the computer so tired when it got home?
A: Because...it had a hard-drive!
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Is your refrigerator running?
A: Is your refrigerator running?
B: Yeah, why?
A: You had better go catch it.
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ICDK
Q: What are the four letters the dentist often says when a patient visits him?
A: ICDK (I see decay).
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A ring
G: If we were married, would you give me a ring?
B: Ok. But what's your phone number?
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The mad cow
Two cows are standing in a field.
One says, "Have you heard about mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Why do I care? I'm a helicopter!"
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